The official question here is 'Why?' Why put us through nearly three hours of mindless torture and a story which has no meaning whatsoever? What were you thinking Boney Kapoor? If not the worst, Milenge Milenge is in the cards for being the officially worst movie of the year. And if every three seconds, the words, 'Kuchh to bakii hai' blinks up, its because, well, the movie does not leave any destined stone unturned to make it into a story of sheer disaster.

Of course the readers might wonder why the vitriol is on. Its because, beside having one of the most absurd plots ever seen, the film shows that both Shahid and Kareena were too young when they signed it, and Boney Kapoor would have been better off shelving the film, because beside having an absurd plot and a strange story, the film was also one which did not have anything to appeal. The other problem was a cross dressed Shahid who runs into a room, finds Kareena sleeping and a tarot card interpretation lying beside her which predicts an absurd way of finding the man of her life.

Be warned, if this is the beginning of the film, there are further disasters which is yet to hit it.